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Loved disciple

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Now this week's cartoon is based on a fairly obscure Bible reference. But then I figure every week I draw cartoons about incredibly obscure sci-fi references (wait till you see the Star Wars nitpick I have planned for next week). This one is about the Gospel of John, where the author never names himself but always refers to himself as "the disciple whom Jesus loved". Now that seems a little presumptuous to me but hey, maybe John was just calling it how he saw it. The winning punchline was submitted by Marv. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #584 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2009-06-04.

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Yeah? Well how's that Gospel of Peter coming along?
Rating: 4.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 22 May 03:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, at least I never denied knowing Jesus! Not even ONCE!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 22 May 04:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sorry, did you say something Disciple Who Had An Issue With The Disciple Jesus Loved?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 25 May 10:01 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What can I say, I'm just the scribe, Jesus is the author.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 22 May 05:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you think you can do better; why don't you go and write your own gospel?!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 23 May 05:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm tired of people mixing me up with John the Baptist.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 22 May 02:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At least I didn't change my name, 'Peter'.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 22 May 02:33 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm just constantly amazed that He does love me!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 22 May 12:20 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He sends me roses and chocolates every week... sounds like love to me!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 22 May 01:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jealous?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 22 May 05:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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