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Cain & Abel

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This week has the jealous Cain commenting on his over-achieving brother Abel (for those unfamiliar with the story, you can find the full details here). The winning punchline was submitted by feyanne. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2009-08-04.

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Top 10 punchlines

You are such a suck up
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 23 Jul 10:46 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey! What do you say we head over to the field?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 23 Jul 10:49 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why don't you change some water into wine while you're at it
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 24 Jul 01:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wait till He sees my human offering!
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 23 Jul 08:56 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What? No mint jelly?
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Jul 10:46 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mmmmm burning wool will impress the big guy
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 23 Jul 10:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You know how this ends right?
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Jul 10:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And what wine will you be serving?
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 24 Jul 01:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Grilling meat over a fire? it'll never catch on
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 23 Jul 10:02 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I thought I was doing the main dish!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 24 Jul 06:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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