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This week wonders if the passengers of Noah's Ark were anything like those who travelled on the Titanic. The winning punchline was submitted by Mike Wille. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #574 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2009-01-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

The King of the Jungle would like a word with you.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 22 Jan 10:30 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Considering the world's not that big anymore, that's not saying much.
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 14 Jan 06:51 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's going to be the King of the Buffet if he isn't careful.
Rating: 3.08 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 10 Jan 04:19 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There's a reason why we need SEVEN pairs of those!
Rating: 3.08 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 10 Jan 07:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Noah, come quickly! The sheep are commiting Mutiny!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 10 Jan 06:27 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I heard Noah's going to have have lamb shishkabob tonight.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 21 Jan 08:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If I push him off, no one will miss his species... right?
Rating: 2.92 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 10 Jan 01:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I told Noah not to give him any candy!
Rating: 2.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 16 Jan 09:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who's that idiot on the stern?
Rating: 2.75 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 10 Jan 05:28 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
World? What world?
Rating: 2.73 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 9 Jan 11:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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