Cure for cancer

We've recently undergone the tragedy of a death in the family. While meeting with the funeral director, I (being the twisted weirdo that I am) started reflecting about how funeral directors shouldn't be that much affected by the economic crisis. After all, people are going to die regardless of how the economy is travelling. This got me wondering what would affect the business of a funeral director. That led to this week's cartoon. A few days later, I mentioned my line of thought and the cartoon idea to Wendy, then asked if having such thoughts at that time made me a bad person. She paused for a few moments, then replied "yes". The winning punchline was submitted by ChocJones. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2009-05-06.

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Top 10 punchlines

Marv		Relax, there's always road fatalities! Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 23 Apr 02:32 AM | Rate:
ChocJones		We're fine until there's a cure for "stupid". Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 18 Apr 05:36 AM | Rate:
Eric		Chin up! They'll never cure "natural causes". Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 17 Apr 01:02 AM | Rate:
glorendil		Cures do not concern me. They have only delayed the inevitable. Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 17 Apr 03:15 AM | Rate:
Eric		Chill out; they'll all just die of something else. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 17 Apr 01:01 AM | Rate:
Sandy Eggo		They act like that's a GOOD thing! Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 17 Apr 09:51 AM | Rate:
spiderpig		Don't worry, the death rate for living is still 100 percent. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 20 Apr 03:43 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		Maybe we should switch to taxes? Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 24 Apr 10:24 PM | Rate:
ibwolf		Relax, nobody survives life Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 17 Apr 01:05 AM | Rate:
Captain Treklin		If this keeps up we may have to bury the business. Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 16 Apr 11:32 PM | Rate: