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This cartoon was suggested by dettus. The winning punchline was submitted by Marv. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #373 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-05-25.

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Top 10 punchlines

Wyrminarrd
And yet we never seem to see it coming.....
Rating: 4.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 21 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Why do you always have to talk when we're hiding?
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 18 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Relax, just another three minutes until the next commercial ceasefire...
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 18 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crazygirl
You're wearing a red shirt aren't you?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 18 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
marktowler
And yet these things always seem to happen on MY day off!
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 22 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Not "bad"-- CLIMACTIC!
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 18 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Shut up and prepare to be kidnapped.
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 18 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
When they say it's a no parking zone in this town, they mean it!
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 18 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
Just be glad this isn't daylight savings time!
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 19 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
hypnotoad
if we ended on dialogue scenes you might lose half a senten.....
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 22 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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