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We kick off my first Alias spoof (hey, the show is so far fetched, you could almost consider it sci-fi) with the famous pink bikini scene. I know it's a pain in the butt but I shouldn't need to remind you that lewd/crude punchlines will be deleted. Sevnote - if you want to suggest sevnames for Alias, post your suggestions on the Ideas Board. The winning punchline was submitted by Nietche Keen. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #351 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-12-22.

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Matty & Adrienne
Looks like she's waterproof, and she's got built-in floatation devices!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 21 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
P-feif
Only the naked truth.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 17 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Alienwerks
God man, are you blind?
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
Have you had a vision test lately?
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
Gee . . . I wonder what it could be?
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
It's not undercover work, that's for sure . . .
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
Oh -- I think you know . . .
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand . . .
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Samiam
Gullible friends and roommates
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Samiam
If I told you, then I'd have to kill you.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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