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It seems just about every male in Alias has fallen in love with Sid at one time or another (apart from Sloane who instead has a creepy father figure thing going). Maybe it's cause she was just about the only female in the show for the first 2 seasons. The winning punchline was submitted by dutchrheeren. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #368 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-04-20.

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Top 10 punchlines

Eric
Quiet! I'm admiring her!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 17 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
DanTheMan
That would be Rambaldi, but only cause he´s dead.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
DataDroid
What did you say? I was too busy staring at Sud.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dutchrheeren
Annoying sin't it? I'd fire her if she wasn't so damn hot!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
bite
Marshmallow, he's just here for the computer
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
We screen people like that. They're either blind, gay or martian
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
Looking at her posse, I'd say no.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 15 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
At least agent morale has gone up, unlike agent productivity...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 15 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
bullseye
Feminists are our only hope!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 18 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. Joe
Yeah . . . some funny guy named Raymond . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 17 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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