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Marshmallow rambling

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This cartoon was suggested by spiffy. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 7 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #378 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-06-29.

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Top 10 punchlines

Moi!
. . . The mute button?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 26 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Oh No! His speech bubble has a scroll bar!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 28 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
kes the sweet lil ocmpa
I thought the director yelled "Action!"
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 25 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
Sir, the virus got Johnson. (Point to sleeping figure)
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 21 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
I hope we get this scene on the first take.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 21 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Frogboy Lives
Shoot me...now.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 21 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Fifty-eight bottles of beer on the wall, fifty-eight bottles of beer....
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 21 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Did you know you have 697 hairs on your neck?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 21 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
I dare you to ask him if it can also make coffee.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 21 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
I see SOMEONE gets paid by the hour!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 22 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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