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This cartoon was suggested by Frogboy Lives. The winning punchline was submitted by Hiergargo. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #382 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-07-26.

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Top 10 punchlines

nice master
Be...cause.... you're to die for?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
Standard cliché #2378432
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Frogboy Lives
Your father has extremely high standards.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lobster
I don´t know. By the way, I have decided to break up with you!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lobster
Er... Why exactly is there a fourth, yet empty grave???
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
Well my heart bleeds. No, really, I've just been shot!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
Wham, Baam, Pushing up daisies, ma'am.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
Love hurts. In your case, love kills.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
I'd tell you if I knew you Miss Complete Stranger!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
I know what you're going through - they were my boyfriends too!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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