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Every mission Syd and Dixon went on featured Syd walking into the den of the enemy with Dixon tucked away in a safe corner clattering on a laptop. The only danger he was in was contracting carpal tunnel syndrome! The winning punchline was submitted by mad jock. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #387 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-08-30.

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Knockoff
What do you want me to do, Right-click them to death?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
I'll start a thread at my forum to discuss this.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
KnyteWynd
Mission? What mission? We've been through shooting for hours. You're beating up the stuntmen!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Ever seen ME high-kick in a mini-skirt?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
admirably lost
call that dangerous, ha you try explaining our tax deductions to the IRS
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Phear
Who do you think is controlling the enemies?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sir William
Somebody has to enter the caption contest.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Corsair
I'm a link-clicker, not a fighter.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 24 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
You have more testerone than me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 24 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
YOU could handle a laptop? I think not.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 24 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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