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Life of a spy

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This week contrasts the high paced, exciting lifestyle of an international spy with the tedious technobabble briefings they endure before each mission with the token egghead. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #533 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-01-31.

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...and this is why we don't get guns until afterwards!
Rating: 4.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 24 Jan 06:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
...that the page is missing, whatyaknow!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 30 Jan 05:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Is my 'licence to kill' valid in our office?
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 25 Jan 09:40 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Writer's strikes....
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 24 Jan 11:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I hope this message self destructs in less than five seconds
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 23 Jan 08:24 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
...and training to see if we can be bored-to-death!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 24 Jan 06:52 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I hate these guys who transfer in from the IRS.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 23 Jan 05:49 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Welcome to Mission Interminable.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 23 Jan 05:55 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't worry, i took care of that page just before he came.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 30 Jan 05:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Did you notice if there's any fire safety in our library room?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 30 Jan 06:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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