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This cartoon was suggested by e of PI. The winning punchline was submitted by Dooby (Distract) and Nietche Keen (Rest). There were 38 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #410 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-02-06.

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Top 10 punchlines

Corsair
1: A one-piece, how modest.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
teutobod1
1: This had better come with matching boots and whip.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
1: Is my mission to find the rest of it?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 1 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kaboop
1: Does this mission involve going to your house, by any chance?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
sewducky
1: My IQ just lowered 20 pts
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hopster
1: Are you sure this won't make me look fat?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
1: I imagined something different for a mission in Alaska...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
1: It smells strange - like a sexual harrasment lawsuit.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Frogboy Lives
1: Surely our ratings aren't _that_ bad...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Zel-Anne
1: Let me guess: I'll be posing as Pamela Anderson on Baywatch.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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