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I haven't seen Batman Begins yet (had to settle with Katie Holmes occasionally mentioning the movie during interviews about Tom) but every Batman origin comic book I've ever read started with Bruce Wayne coming up with a costume to frighten bad guys. Wisely, he opted to keep his underwear on the inside! The winning punchline was submitted by Hiergargo. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #430 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-07-14.

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Anything to stop you wandering the city at night in tights, with young boys by your side....
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 24 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes sir, but may one suggest Kevlar instead of Latex this time?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 24 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sir, there's no way you can dress as an income tax form.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 26 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How about a tax collector?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A police uniform it is then!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A pin-striped Godfather suit is hardly a costume sir.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Fear of laughing themselves to death...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You current "lawyer look" should suffice quite nicely, sir...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Might this explain what happened to the tights from my amateur Shakespeare society?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just remember to stick to primary colour this time, sir...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 23 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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