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This week has the old TV style Batman thinking about an image upgrade. The winning punchline was submitted by Duke of Earl Grey. There were 31 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #503 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-02-11.

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2: Remember how I took Robin for that long drive out in the country? He found his way back.
Rating: 4.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 15 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Okay, how did you get my new security code?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 16 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: This will take some work...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Now, I wish I did not burn that monestary down...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Doesn't this costume makes my butt look fat?
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 4 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Apparently, underwear goes on the inside.
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 4 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: My look just doesn't have enough "POW!" and "BAM!"
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 4 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: I finally got around to looking in a mirror.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 4 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Maybe, Santa Claus needs an other elf?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 13 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: The undies on the outside have become so 60's!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 4 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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