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Outlandish criminals

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While all rules of common sense dictate a life of crime necessitates not drawing attention to yourself (or at least so I imagine), not so the Gotham City criminals - whose freakish visages and brightly coloured, skin tight costumes are sure to stand out in a line-up. The winning punchline was submitted by Marv. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-07-08.

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Top 10 punchlines

Yeah, why can't they be more normal, like me?
Rating: 3.77 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 11:33 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They look pretty normal to me.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 11:35 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Compared to the way Teenagers dress today, I'd say they are a step-up.
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 2 Jul 12:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'd comment, but it's a pot/kettle situation.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 2 Jul 04:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And why do you still not manage to catch them?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 2 Jul 05:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
When you are a homicidal maniac, it actually helps.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 6 Jul 04:44 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is nothing, you should see my sidekick.
Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 2 Jul 12:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I dunno, but the guy who stole my wallet's not in this lineup!
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 4 Jul 04:17 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yeah, that's MY job!
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 2 Jul 03:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They have to deal with me.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 2 Jul 01:06 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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