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The Dark Knight is a fantastic piece of cinema. Tucked in amongst the blockbuster explosions are tricky ethical dilemmas like how far do we go in fighting evil. It's also got cool magic tricks involving disappearing pencils but as I'm not confident of getting that scene into the newspapers, I chose to dwell on the ethics of privacy violation (it goes without saying, no lewd & crude punchlines). The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #557 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-08-25.

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Can't, I'm under house-arrest for spying on people!
Rating: 3.90 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 19 Aug 11:53 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Quiet, I'm stealing cable too...
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 21 Aug 08:20 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So Spider Man is Peter Parker. That will be useful.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 21 Aug 08:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, guess what Superman's secret identity is?
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 20 Aug 02:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shouldn't you be narrating what the Penguin is doing?
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Tue 19 Aug 08:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
After I check these bedrooms for super criminals.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 21 Aug 12:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I will...as soon as I can find the Joker among these millions and millions of people...
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 20 Aug 02:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No time, there's 50,000 mobile phones in this city!
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 20 Aug 11:41 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I would, but it's sweeps week.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 19 Aug 10:29 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sht! Rebecca's going to tell Brian she's carrying his child!
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 20 Aug 02:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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