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Cyclops vs humanity

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This cartoon was suggested by Gregory Griffiths. The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #468 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-04-20.

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Programming error - they were suppose to save humanity.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Actually, they want to wipe out everything. You were first.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Same reason we shred useless information.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What do you care - you don't exercise any humanity anyway.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Considering we were created in your image, the answer is obvious.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's not humanity he's after. It's just you.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We formed a democracy and took a vote. You lost.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Because you won't self destruct.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How can I tell you if you keep running away?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why are men such cowards!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 13 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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