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Human-Sevlon hybrid

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Throughout the first two years of the new Battlestar Galactica, we were told the Cylons had a plan. Turns out their plan was to breed human-Cylon hybrids. One wonders what the consequences are with babies that are half human/half machine. The winning punchline was submitted by The Penguin Weekly. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #489 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-10-19.

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Exiled.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 18 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Governor of California?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Every mother's dream: a toddler with an off switch.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I learned my lesson... next time, I'll make him use a firewall.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 16 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Baby-books with schematics!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 18 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A birth-certificate AND a warranty!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 18 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't know what to call it, but it kicks like a mule.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A heavy metal fan.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A bun in the toaster.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
An entire season's Plotline.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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