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Sevlon virus

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The Sevlons were able to virtually annihilate humanity and later disable the Galactica by uploading viruses into their computers (I know all about this with sev getting hacked recently). This week's cartoon wonders just what was the purpose of the Sevlon virus. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #495 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-12-07.

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Surprisingly, they're fixing them...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They're changing all the personnel records...Private Adama.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They've turned on the automatic upgrade!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's starting some program called The Matrix...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
we're doomed. it is installing vista.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nothing, we're not running windows.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
changing the database: boomer and starbuck are now female.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My god! It's installing Windows!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't know, all I'm getting is a blue screen.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Laughing at our antiquated technology.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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