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Imitating humans

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Considering the Cylons hate humanity and want to wipe them out, they sure seem to spend a lot of time trying to be like them. This week's toon tries to explain their contradictory obsession. The winning punchline was submitted by dutchrheeren. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-12-22.

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How else could we qualify for your generous social security benefits?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 19 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We were having a hard time getting through security at the airports.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 18 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We heard you had a great dental plan.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 19 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Consider us Humans 2.0.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Duh... we couldn't infiltrate you looking like Klingons!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You mean devolved?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's a lot harder blending in when you look like a toaster.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We actually want to look like Brad and Angelina, so it's a work in progress.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's just a phase we're going through.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We just like to mess with your heads!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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