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This cartoon was suggested by Khalas. The winning punchline was submitted by OsamaBombadil. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #503 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-02-15.

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Remember what I said about looking at other women?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 13 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Only our hair dresser knows for sure.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 9 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'd never wear this trampy dress if I was real
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 14 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Here's a hint: two seasons - same dress.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 9 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm glad you didn't ask which of THESE are real.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 9 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A hottie like me talking to a loser like you? Guess.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 9 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It will take a whole episode, but you'll figure it out.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 11 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's no fun playing mind games with someone who always loses.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 12 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Typical man - we give him his wildest fantasy, and he complains about it!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 12 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If I tell you she'll have to kill you. Oops...gave it away.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 12 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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