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This week looks at that period on Battlestar Galactica when the humans had to co-exist with the Cylons to the point where even some of the humans were taking the side of the robots. Sounds unlikely but maybe sevilia can shed some light on what turned them. The winning punchline was submitted by Odon. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #532 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-01-25.

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The promised I wouldn't have to upgrade to Vista!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 24 Jan 06:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Artificial intelligence is better than natural stupidity.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 12 Jan 08:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A proper genocide needs human ingenuity.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 21 Jan 02:09 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Everyone who joins gets a free toaster.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 12 Jan 02:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm a "Toys R Us" kid!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 19 Jan 05:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I guess you haven't seen the latest female upgrade?
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 11 Jan 06:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Free hardware upgrades!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 11 Jan 07:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They've got prettier women.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 11 Jan 07:40 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They're machines, unlike you they don't keep changing their minds.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 12 Jan 03:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They're less complicated than you!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 13 Jan 11:52 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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