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The Cylons managed to wipe out most of humanity with a new secret super-weapon that the Colonials never saw coming: the fembot! The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #493 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-11-07.

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Yes,it's worried it will be replaced by a younger or newer model.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 31 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We are having trouble affixing the clothing on securely.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 29 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It tends to get very moody 3 or 4 days a month.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 29 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Only that it insists on having the final word in every conversation.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 29 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, it works only with fuzzy logic.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 29 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, you miss the sheer fun of nuking an entire planet.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 29 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Budget buster! Two of you will be dismantled to offset the cost of clothing and cosmetics.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 29 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do I look like I want to get slapped?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 29 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
In shopping mode, it wastes too many resources.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 29 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It sometimes enters an infinite loop while dressing itself.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 29 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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