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This cartoon was suggested by dettus. The winning punchline was submitted by Slater (speeding bullet), Mark (make-up), Lazaroo (x-ray vision), Lazaroo (hair changes to blonde), Lazaroo (elbow reinforced), Lazaroo (sale at 500 yards), Lazaroo (unbreakable nails), Corsair (shoes) and Lazaroo (brain never correct). This cartoon was archived on 2007-12-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

Mind: Changes faster than a speeding bullet.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 6 Dec 05:14 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Make-up - Impervious to all elements, including bullets
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 11 Dec 09:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eyes: X-ray vision to see inside men's wallets
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 8 Dec 09:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Brain: never correct, but always right
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 11 Dec 04:18 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hair: changes to blonde when pulled over for speeding
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 1 Dec 08:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Elbow: reinforced for pushing through at sales
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 8 Dec 09:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eyes: can spot a sale at 500 yards
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 8 Dec 09:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
hair - never a bad hairday even in rain or blizzards
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 8 Dec 11:03 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
brain: intel inside
Rating: 3.23 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 30 Nov 07:49 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nails: unbreakable
Rating: 3.23 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 1 Dec 08:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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