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Evil leather pants

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This cartoon was suggested by Sleigher. The winning punchline was submitted by Dan s.. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #332 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-08-04.

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Latin From Manhattan
Because he couldn't get the bloodstains out of his black denim trousers!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 3 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Zenopeep
He wanted to prove that Faith wasn't the only one who looks good in black leather.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 3 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
He doesn't. It is his skin.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 3 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jeff
He's going dancing tonight.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 3 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
cvirtue
Black leather wings would be too conspicuous.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 3 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
lizzyc
When you wear fangs you can get away with just about anything
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Carlos
Makes you hope he'll just bite you and end it all, doesn't it?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
So he can be cool while he sucks.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 1 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
AntiGMan
Shhhh! Not another flashback, not anothe... d'oh!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 31 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bartlett
Suddenly I'm wondering why I don't
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 31 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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