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Impossible vampire baby

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This cartoon was suggested by Latin From Manhattan. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2004-05-03.

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Top 10 punchlines

Plain Simple
So did I. I think I'm gonna check on that whole sunshine thing too.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 27 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
"Thought?" You said you were POSITIVE!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 29 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
KirstenFleur
Last time we take your word for anything!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 29 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
iq
Babies no. Spawn of hell is another issue.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Merry
Babies? As in plural?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 1 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
We're not actually vampires. We only play them on TV.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Oh, so we can take life, but not give it?!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
It's not like you are going to let us adopt them.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Trust me. This is bad news for all male vampires!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
Unless it involves a prophecy! And on this show, EVERY plot twist involves a prophecy!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 27 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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