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This cartoon was suggested by e of PI. The winning punchline was submitted by e of PI. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #381 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-07-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

EofS
His label says "keep out of direct sunlight"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 12 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Arnprior
Be polite! They preffer to be called "Fabricated Americans".
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 14 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ronald
That explains the "pay no attention to the man under the desk" memo!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 14 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
As long as he doesn't start wearing leather pants again, we're safe.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 16 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EofS
Next he'll be craving cookies...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 12 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
5618
He's just toying with us.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 12 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EofS
No, that vacant look is normal
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 12 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EofS
Will his colours fade in bright sunlight?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 12 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tim M.
And now he wants a floating chair.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 12 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
5618
Don't worry, I took the batteries out.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 12 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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