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This cartoon was suggested by ChocJones. The winning punchline was submitted by avalanche. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #506 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-03-22.

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What, the wind in your hair...the sun in your...oh...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 16 Mar 09:46 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Now I know why people don't like to car pool.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 17 Mar 05:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This baby converts to a coffin at sunrise.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 16 Mar 07:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That idea is starting to DAWN on me too.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 16 Mar 06:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you wanted to drive, all you had to do is ask.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 17 Mar 05:49 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You sure know how to spoil a country drive..
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 17 Mar 05:54 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you think my hair will get all messed up?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 17 Mar 09:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why, because I never went to a driving school?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 18 Mar 01:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Relax, I'm already dead. What's the worst that can happen?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 18 Mar 02:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Only if I come to cross roads.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 06:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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