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Son of Hairgel

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This cartoon was suggested by ChocJones. The winning punchline was submitted by ChocJones. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-04-12.

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He's getting better, last week he tried shooting me with silver bullets.
Rating: 3.77 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 7 Apr 05:24 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yeah and that stake is from our family tree.
Rating: 3.62 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 6 Apr 12:15 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes and as you can see, the family councilling sessions didn't work.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 7 Apr 12:51 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, and someday he'll be the death of me..
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sun 8 Apr 03:18 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's his reaction to "my house - my rules" speech
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 11 Apr 01:54 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Given that I don't know what I look like, who knows?
Rating: 3.47 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Sat 7 Apr 04:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ya, he's going through the terrible 2's.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Sat 7 Apr 05:20 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why are you surprised? You met his mother...
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 6 Apr 09:57 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes. This is what happens when dead people sleep together.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 7 Apr 10:51 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, I still believe in "tough love!"
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 12 Apr 09:19 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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