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Hairgel's sire

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This week, we look at the delicate relationships between vampires and their sires. The winning punchline was submitted by Nazgul. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #470 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-04-30.

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A face only a son could love!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 23 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Did you just ask her for more siblings?!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dude! And I thought YOUR mom was ugly!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 29 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Already got a mummy, thanks!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 23 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I see the resemblance
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 23 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I like the "Before" look
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 23 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You shouldn't have said "Bite Me"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 23 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Girl, have you looked in a mirror lately? Er, wait . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 23 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think she wants to adopt us! RUN!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 23 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you sure you don't mean "mother-in-law"?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 23 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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