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This week looks at how frustrating telephone services are even in the demon world. Note - this week's toon is a rehash bonanza and during the week, I'll be looking into adding a 'rehash credit' so sevilians whose punchlines and ideas are reused in a sunday also get credited. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-06-05.

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Don't worry, Weasely... five more seconds of this and I'll be in an insane, violent rage.
Rating: 4.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 1 Jun 06:06 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wait a minute, these are the same options I got when I called Microsoft!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 22 | Submitted Mon 28 May 04:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is where tech support people go when they die.
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Tue 29 May 06:18 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I sure hope I can live long enough to hear all my choices...
Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 20 | Submitted Sun 27 May 03:57 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I knew I should have called Ghost Busters...
Rating: 3.65 | No of Ratings: 20 | Submitted Tue 29 May 12:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Okay! Now we're getting somewhere, I'll be talking to someone named Eternity any minute now.
Rating: 3.59 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Sun 27 May 03:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is what you get when you outsource.
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 20 | Submitted Sun 27 May 01:18 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I just figured out why they call it a "demon" helpdesk
Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 30 May 05:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Modern technology will be the death of us.
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 20 | Submitted Sun 27 May 02:25 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dialing 666 just ain't what it used to be
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Mon 28 May 12:02 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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