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This cartoon was suggested by Dmitri. The winning punchline was submitted by johnnyb. Keywords were entered by EofS. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #320 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-05-12.

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Top 10 punchlines

Mark
The Vampire Slayer is [out].
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 9 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angelus
If you live long enough to read this, you're a main character.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Once you've lived here, you'll never live anyplace else.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 6 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
eric boost
It's not as bad as it seems...it's worse
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 9 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Consider this your last warning.
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Aussiewan
Please feed the locals
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
Where dying does not revoke your driver's license!
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
eric boost
Where decapitation is listed under natural causes
Rating: 3.10 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
It's been [ 3 ] days since last Apocalypse!
Rating: 3.06 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Mon 5 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shlamko
Leaving could be trickier
Rating: 3.04 | No of Ratings: 28 | Submitted Mon 5 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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