Martial arts vampire

This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. The winning punchline was submitted by Leoricx. Keywords were entered by EofS. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #324 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-06-09.

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Top 10 punchlines

dutchrheeren		It's amazing how fast you learn when somebody is trying to put a stake through your heart. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
cearuleus		How could we fill an episode without those fights? Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
cearuleus		They don't, those are just muscle spasms due to the dying process. Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
6 Feet Under		A better question is how they get through 6 feet of earth without a shovel. Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
Leoricx		It was fighting skills or Spanish... Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 3 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
The Great Wizzard		Jackie Chan was so desperate for a cameo. Unfortunately his scenes as vampire trainer were edited out. Rating: 3.18 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Mon 2 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
Ronald		Well, they can't change into bats or control the weather, we had to give them SOMETHING! Rating: 3.15 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Mon 2 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
Oh dear		It's a 'Charlie's Devils' thing. But without the good looks. Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
Dr. You-know Who		Because kung-fu drama is DEAD! Rating: 3.12 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Mon 2 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
Glorendil		What do you mean "automatically"? They studied it extensively for five minutes... Rating: 3.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 5 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: