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Martial arts vampire

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This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. The winning punchline was submitted by Leoricx. Keywords were entered by EofS. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #324 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-06-09.

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Top 10 punchlines

dutchrheeren
It's amazing how fast you learn when somebody is trying to put a stake through your heart.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
cearuleus
How could we fill an episode without those fights?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
cearuleus
They don't, those are just muscle spasms due to the dying process.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
6 Feet Under
A better question is how they get through 6 feet of earth without a shovel.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leoricx
It was fighting skills or Spanish...
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 3 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
Jackie Chan was so desperate for a cameo. Unfortunately his scenes as vampire trainer were edited out.
Rating: 3.18 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Mon 2 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ronald
Well, they can't change into bats or control the weather, we had to give them SOMETHING!
Rating: 3.15 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Mon 2 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oh dear
It's a 'Charlie's Devils' thing. But without the good looks.
Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
Because kung-fu drama is DEAD!
Rating: 3.12 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Mon 2 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
What do you mean "automatically"? They studied it extensively for five minutes...
Rating: 3.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 5 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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