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This cartoon was suggested by e of PI. The winning punchline was submitted by Dr. You-know Who. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #328 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-07.

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Top 10 punchlines

Eric
He thought "in-laws from hell" was just a figure of speech.
Rating: 4.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 30 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Seeker
He just remembered the Sev-judging session.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 4 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
Every time he went by the pet store, all the little bunnies in the window kept saying, "You'll be sorry!"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 2 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
Your cousin's band playing "There goes the Groom" didn't help.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
He owes money to that loan shark.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
Yeah, it is strange to see Blander acting intelligent ...
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kersten
he just realized that this time he isn't the bait but the victim
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 30 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cmdr. Solomon
I think his self-preservation instincts finally kicked in...
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 5 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Floe
Whoa! Didn't think he could get outta here in one piece
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Timmy
Shall we change his name to 'Blunder'?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 6 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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