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This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. The winning punchline was submitted by dutchrheeren and Nodrog_CRC. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #338 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-09-15.

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Top 10 punchlines

ChocJones
Please do not press 5 for your own punchlines...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
chris m
ordering an army of darkness
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 14 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bill Bohobbit
Press 1 to hear this message backwards.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
...to be put on hold for eternity
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
SJKness
...if you are bored out your skull and need a new one.
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
PsiTau
Press 2 if you're a defector from heaven.
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 14 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
PsiTau
Press 3 if hell has frozen over.
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EvilDevil
for the weather in hell press 1 for the time in hell press 2 for a lawyer press 3
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 14 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
If you wish to repent your sins - boy, have you dialed the wrong number!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 12 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gigatron
Press 1 to hire an invisable assasin. Press 2 to hire a deamon. Press 3 to hire the Teletubbies.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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