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This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. The winning punchline was submitted by dutchrheeren and Nodrog_CRC. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #338 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-09-15.
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ChocJones
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Please do not press 5 for your own punchlines... Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
Submitted Tue 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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chris m
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ordering an army of darkness Rating: 3.33 |
No of Ratings: 3 |
Submitted Sun 14 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Bill Bohobbit
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Press 1 to hear this message backwards. Rating: 3.29 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
Submitted Thu 11 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Nodrog_CRC
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...to be put on hold for eternity Rating: 3.25 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
Submitted Mon 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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SJKness
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...if you are bored out your skull and need a new one. Rating: 3.22 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
Submitted Mon 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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PsiTau
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Press 2 if you're a defector from heaven. Rating: 3.14 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
Submitted Sun 14 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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PsiTau
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Press 3 if hell has frozen over. Rating: 3.14 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
Submitted Sat 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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EvilDevil
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for the weather in hell press 1
for the time in hell press 2
for a lawyer press 3 Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
Submitted Sun 14 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Dmitri
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If you wish to repent your sins - boy, have you dialed the wrong number! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 6 |
Submitted Fri 12 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Gigatron
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Press 1 to hire an invisable assasin.
Press 2 to hire a deamon.
Press 3 to hire the Teletubbies. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 6 |
Submitted Thu 11 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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