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Vampire reflection

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The other day, I was wondering why if vampires don't reflect in mirrors, why don't their clothes reflect? Logically, this led to the thought - if you held a hat over a vampire's head then dropped it on his head, would it suddenly disappear in the mirror? Yep, these are the types of issues that regularly occupy my thoughts. Anyway, it led to asking the obvious question of why they don't have a reflection (maybe we'll tackle the hat question in a later toon). The winning punchline was submitted by Captain Brylcream. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #450 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-12-13.

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Helps us sneak up on people from behind
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 23 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It was either that or eternal life
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 23 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
we dont believe in mirrors as we dont believe in logic...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 23 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why don't you have a personality?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You can see me?!?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mirror-makers discriminate against the undead!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Trick photography!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What for, we KNOW we're beautiful!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I assume that's a retorical question?
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I used to have one...but it ran away screaming when it saw me!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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