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Grooming a vampire

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This week looks at the difficulties and futilities of grooming a vampire. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #539 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-03-26.

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Dressed to kill.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 26 Mar 02:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hold it! I forgot to floss your teeth!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 26 Mar 06:49 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why do I bother with Dr. Jekyll when it's Mr. Hyde who needs the makeover?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 26 Mar 06:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Slayer-Eye for the Undead guy.
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 25 Mar 02:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My life would be soooo much easier if he could actually see his reflection in a mirror.
Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 21 Mar 01:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Less perfect...
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 25 Mar 11:51 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And _try_ not to get blood on those lapels, dear, will you?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 26 Mar 02:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At least he remembers to brush his teeth by himself.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 26 Mar 02:40 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just call me Buffy the Vampire Stylist.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 25 Mar 02:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He gets so worked up when he has a dinner date.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 21 Mar 05:17 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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