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The Chosen One

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Buffy is often referred to as the chosen one, the 'one that stands alone'. Strangely, the prophecies never refer to her bevy of sidekicks that always seem to be lurking in the background. The winning punchline was submitted by Laur. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #454 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-01-08.

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and these would be my sidekicks, the stunnees
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 1 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Stop waving and hand me the stun gun.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 1 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
will you stop following me around!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 1 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
...and Friends.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 1 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You guys, back me up on this, OK?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 1 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
But this lot you can have.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 1 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
...with built-in groupies.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 1 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
...plus one, plus one, plus one.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 1 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They only add up to about 1/2.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 1 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
and this is my backup band.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 1 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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