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Turkey in Nirvarnia

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This week wonders how the White Witch knows how to make Turkish Delight - considering there is no Turkey in Narnia. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #557 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-08-29.

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Good thing you didn't ask for Mars bars!
Rating: 4.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 22 Aug 01:15 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sugar by any other name....
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 19 Aug 07:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It tastes like chicken anyway!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 26 Aug 03:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
An entire world inside a wardrobe, and THAT'S what's confusing you?
Rating: 3.92 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 15 Aug 03:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
UPS really DOES deliver anywhere!
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 22 Aug 01:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I also speak English and there's no England, what's your point?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 15 Aug 03:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If I had my way, there'd be no delight either.
Rating: 3.62 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 15 Aug 12:36 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mind-reading? Temptation? HELLO?
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 15 Aug 02:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I asked Santa for it!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 22 Aug 01:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's why I had you test it!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 17 Aug 05:53 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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