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Lethal kids

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I saw Prince Caspian on the weekend. Now I love the Narnia books. I'm currently reading The Magician's Nephew to Gaby, which is a hard sell as she keeps asking for Captain Underpants (somehow the pinnacle of children's literature is trumped by a superhero garbed only in underwear). And the first Narnia movie is something special - mythical, charming, magical and Georgie Henley is such a cutie pie :-) But the second movie seems to have been made by a completely different studio - it's dark, violent, Peter is a decapitating, killing machine and Susan has turned into freaking Legolas! So I'm using this week's cartoon as an opportunity to have a good rant about my disappointment in the new film :-) The winning punchline was submitted by spjung. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #550 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-06-24.

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You made "overkill" an understatement!
Rating: 3.73 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 07:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
OK. Whoever wants these kids to return, raise your hands.
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Tue 17 Jun 09:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm now a savior with nothing to save.
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 20 Jun 05:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're supposed to stop when they surrender!
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 01:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We've run out of extras.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 06:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do the words "Thou shalt not kill" sound familiar?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 20 Jun 12:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You two now officially count as WMD's. So international treaties don't allow us to keep you...
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 02:28 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're worse than the Ice Queen.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 09:26 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We like to learn from our mistakes!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 11:01 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You've left nothing to return TO.
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 18 Jun 01:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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