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There's nothing worse than taking something magically enigmatic and boiling it down to mundane, quantifiable science. Take midi-chlorians, George Lucas' infamous misstep. And now I'm taking a leaf out of the Lucas book by having a Timelord explain how you can fit an entire world in a small, wooden box. The winning punchline was submitted by spiderpig. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #553 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-07-29.

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It's trasportdenta-er, transdentcen...transforpen...it's magic.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Tue 22 Jul 10:27 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I was making a ship-in-a-bottle, and got carried away!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 23 Jul 05:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You've just described television! Bravo!
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 23 Jul 05:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Its quite simple once you've moved the coats out of the way.
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 24 Jul 12:33 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
As if I'm going to tell you, I won't even tell you my name!
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 24 Jul 12:34 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This isn't a box, it's the front door.
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 22 Jul 10:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
An entire world outside of this box? How is that possile?
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 24 Jul 01:17 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Step one: Find a world. Step two: Build a box around it.
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 24 Jul 01:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's bigger on the inside!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 24 Jul 01:16 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Have you ever played tetris?
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 23 Jul 03:36 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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