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Turkish delight

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This week has Edmund casting a critical eye over the White Witch's Turkish Delight. The winning punchline was submitted by Ilta. There were 24 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #451 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-12-20.

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Top 10 punchlines

1: Warning: Not meant for consumption.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: ANYTHING?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 22 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Well, there's an attractive girl in my class...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Made in China ?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: "Made 100% from Recycled Food"?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: I can't eat this. It's got peanuts in it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Oh great, another turkey substitute
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Made in China??
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Made with genuine artificial Turkey flavoring.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Surgeon General's Warning: Eating this may turn you to evil and make you betray your family.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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