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This cartoon was suggested by Andrew Dynon. The winning punchline was submitted by Griffin. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #366 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-04-06.

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Mippy
Honk if you've foiled my plot.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
For extermination, see other end.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Chip
for fast, friendly service, speak loudly and stand still
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
The end of the hallway or bust!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Warning: centre of gravity is located significantly lower than it appears
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
We encountered the Bored. They didn't want us.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
xchopke
How am I destroying ? CALL 1-800-EXTERMINATE
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 4 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
safety goggles are futile
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 4 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
exact change only
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 4 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Juan Deer
How am I Exterminating? Call 1-800-Dullard
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 4 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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