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Doctor's real name

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This cartoon was suggested by Odon. The winning punchline was submitted by padre01. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #520 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-09-28.

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At his age, I'm lucky he remembers to dress.
Rating: 3.62 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 15 Sep 02:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Would you if you owed a thousand years of IRS taxes?
Rating: 3.62 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 15 Sep 11:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
After 900 years with an alias, he probably doesn't remember it.
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 15 Sep 02:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
As often as this guy's been reincarnated, naming him would be a waste of time.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 17 Sep 03:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
YOU try introducing yourself as Xhernadronpolypoopawick of Gallifrey!
Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 15 Sep 08:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's in Witness Protection.
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 15 Sep 03:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's wanted for malpractice in eight other centuries.
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 15 Sep 06:16 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He'd tell you, but then he'd have to remove you from history.
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 15 Sep 09:07 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He is Who he is.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 18 Sep 09:23 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I wouldn't worry about it, he's not going to be around that long to care.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 26 Sep 02:55 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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