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This week wonders why Doctor Who, an alien from another galaxy, always speaks with an English accent. The winning punchline was submitted by dettus. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #524 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-11-16.

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Accent? Accent? I've got an accent?
Rating: 4.09 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 3 Nov 06:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We're inside a police box that violates seventeen different laws of physics and you ask about the accent?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 3 Nov 05:11 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's the part you find hard to believe?!?
Rating: 3.90 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 3 Nov 05:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Actually I don't have it, I speak it.
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 11 Nov 05:57 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We're inside a flying time machine that's bigger inside then it is out, and it's the accent you find hard to believe?!?
Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 3 Nov 05:20 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Because if I talked like you, I'd just sound silly.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 3 Nov 05:11 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can explain. It'll require twelve years and for you to have a master's degree in temporal physics, but I can explain.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 5 Nov 04:44 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Empire used to stretch far and wide, really far.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 3 Nov 02:54 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Actually it's a French accent I learned from a guy named Pinchhard...
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Mon 5 Nov 08:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It sounds better than a southern accent.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 4 Nov 07:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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