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Persistent Daleks

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My mind is still reeling from the new Doctor Who season's penultimate episode cliff hanger (and agonising over the 3 more days till the season finale). So with Dr Who on the brain, this week we reflect on the Daleks who have been wiped out countless times and yet somehow manage to come back bigger, more dangerous and shriller than ever. The winning punchline was submitted by James Collier. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #552 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-07-17.

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