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Persistent Daleks

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My mind is still reeling from the new Doctor Who season's penultimate episode cliff hanger (and agonising over the 3 more days till the season finale). So with Dr Who on the brain, this week we reflect on the Daleks who have been wiped out countless times and yet somehow manage to come back bigger, more dangerous and shriller than ever. The winning punchline was submitted by James Collier. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #552 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-07-17.

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Turns out heaven really does have a stairway.
Rating: 4.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 11 Jul 09:14 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And spoil your clever schemes to destroy us? Never . . .
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 4 Jul 02:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What part of superior life form don't you understand?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 4 Jul 08:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What kind of doctor are you that doesn't understand reproduction?
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 4 Jul 07:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We'd tell you, but then we'd have to exterminate you.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 3 Jul 10:20 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The #1 cause of extinction is having legs.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 4 Jul 01:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Old Daleks don't die...they just get revamped!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 4 Jul 04:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Unlike you, we don't exterminate ourselves.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 10 Jul 08:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We keep telling you why; because we're the supreme beings!
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 4 Jul 04:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why do you?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 4 Jul 01:52 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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