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So the next Doctor Who has been announced - some goofy looking twenty-something guy called Matt Smith. This week gives sevilians a chance to respond (via a past companion). The winning punchline was submitted by Nazgul. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2009-01-30.

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Top 10 punchlines

Won't we need a chaperone?
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 16 Jan 09:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At this rate your thirteenth body will BE thirteen.
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 01:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you even have a license to drive the Tardis.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 02:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You do realise you'll have to be killed off.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 19 Jan 07:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll just call you Doogie.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 16 Jan 10:51 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And we'll call the show "Dr. Why"!
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 21 Jan 04:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You should call yourself "The Intern".
Rating: 3.08 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 16 Jan 09:26 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I know. I took one look at you and shouted 'Next'!
Rating: 3.08 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 05:17 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Undergrad?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 20 Jan 02:43 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Can we go back to the last one?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 21 Jan 09:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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