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This cartoon was suggested by Caught. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2009-09-04.

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The doctor? I'm looking for Captain Jack.
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 14 Aug 04:29 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's the only man I've ever met who'll change for me.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 14 Aug 04:31 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I need him to pay the bill for all those trans-temporal phone calls to my mum.
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 17 Aug 10:49 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I was hoping for the previous Doctor, actually.
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 14 Aug 04:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It was easier than breaking the glass ceiling
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 20 Aug 04:15 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It was him or become a Bond girl
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 20 Aug 04:16 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's not. The five-figure paycheck, however...
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 14 Aug 07:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Doctor? I thought this was Sev Trek!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 22 Aug 03:53 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The doctor isn't, but the screentime sure is!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 15 Aug 05:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What can I say? I like nerds!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 14 Aug 09:45 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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