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This week wonders why so many aliens are out to get Doctor Who. The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #530 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-01-02.

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I'm the last time lord. They need me to complete the set.
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 29 Dec 02:23 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They're fans of the last guy who played me!
Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 28 Dec 08:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They're lawyers-- and I'm a doctor!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 28 Dec 08:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Malpractice suits.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 1 Jan 08:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I was their plastic surgeon-- they're not aliens!
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 28 Dec 08:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Will you quit asking so many questions and help me?
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 30 Dec 05:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just remember, it's not what you know, it's who you know.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 30 Dec 05:18 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Isn't it obvious? Malpractice!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 29 Dec 04:30 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Actually, they're tax collectors. I'm a few centuries past-due.
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 28 Dec 11:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's just say when you're as old as I am, you tend to accumulate grudges.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 28 Dec 05:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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