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This week wonders why Doctor Who wonders why out of all the cities of our planet, alien attacks always end up focussed on London. Now don't get me wrong - it's refreshing to see aliens attack somewhere other than Washington or New York. And I don't even mind that every alien creature throughout time and space has an English accent. But surely there are only so many London landmarks to destroy before all the good tourist places are gone. The winning punchline was submitted by Rin DOK. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #547 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-06-03.

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Why do you keep rebuilding it?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 28 May 01:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They lost their luggage at Heathrow for the last time.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 2 Jun 07:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They're all 100 lightyears away, so they see Earth at the peak of the British Empire
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 27 May 09:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We call it "urban renewal."
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 28 May 05:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You rebuild, and their commander goes "I thought I destroyed it... I must be getting senile".
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 29 May 03:08 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm one tube delay away from doing it, myself.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 1 Jun 11:56 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
After King Kong attacked New York and Godzilla attacked Tokyo, London was all that was left!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 29 May 12:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Godzilla has dibs on Tokyo, Americans destroy their own cities, and noone wants to deal with the French.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 29 May 12:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, New York's full of superheroes, Tokyo's got monsters . . . In London, there's less competition for headlines.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 30 May 02:15 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You mean there are other cities on your planet?
Rating: 3.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 28 May 01:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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